A PSA for the campaign to get Justin Timberlake to return to making music.
“I don’t know how to pleasure myself to Bruno Mars!”
“I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.”
“Michael Jordan thought it was a good idea to play baseball. Remember how that turned out?”
“How am I supposed to feel tingly in my down there?”
“It feels like you’re cheating on us with acting”
“We’ll date for one minute! And I’LL CHEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!”
“…BECAUSE I’M WHITE!”